Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom!'
And when he's gone, We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
No taxes existed 100 years ago, We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. **Actually Matthew was a tax collector 2000 years ago.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to 'press 1' for English.
My friend forwarded this to me in an email, it would be funny if it wasn't so true. Rather irritating to say the least.
Jack did this the other morning in the girls room. They are flash cards of the US presidents. He had all the presidents lined up and then all the first ladies there in the middle. This is a usual occurence for him, lining things up. What really would have freaked me out is if he had them all in order! LOL
Well today is mine and hubby's 11th wedding anniversary!! My laptop is currently not working so I don't have any pictures to post from this computer. Wah! At any rate, I would like to say I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DAN! I am so glad God brought us together and that you finally knew I exsisted after my crush on your for such a loooong time! LOL God has blessed us with five, healthy and beautiful children and a wonderful marriage. We've seen each other through good times and bad and still love each other. You are a strong and amazing person, and mighty fine to look at too!! I would be lost without you! Happy Anniversary!
This was the converstation I just had with Jack:
Jack: (after he just finished pouring his cereal) Mom, can I eat my cereal without milk?
Me: Sure that would be fine.
A few minutes later (after the cereal is half eaten)
Jack: (with a shocked expression) Mom, I don't have any milk?
Me: (scratching head in dismay) You didn't want milk, remember?
Jack: (after a split second silence) I think my cereal is getting soggy?
Me: Huh?
Jack: I can't finish my cereal because it's soggy.
Me: Your cereal can't be soggy because you don't have any milk silly, now finish your breakfast.
Jack: (walking away singing: "Jesus was born today, born in a manager..." by Oak Ridge Boys)
CONVERSATION ENDED
Me: (sorta confused yet understanding how his brain functions not that confused LOL)
It is registering 51 degrees here at my house and all I have to say about that is YIPPEE and WHOO HOO!! If I wasn't sick with this stupid stomach bug then I would be outside with the kids doing cartwheels in the sunshine.
Do I dare say that maybe just maybe Spring has finally arrived?
